Tuesday, August 5, 2008

10 Universal Truths (according to Bug & Bear)

1. Today just might be the day that whining finally pays off.

2. Any punishment derived from tattling is totally worth it if you manage to also get your sibling in trouble.

3. Everyone else has cooler stuff. Ditto higher allowances. Ditto later bedtimes.

4. Laundry belongs on the floor.

5. The cats secretly enjoy being dressed up in doll clothes and wearing hair scrunchies as leg warmers.

6. K-Mart is the perfect place to practice ballet leaps and twirls.

7. Just because you've had to brush your teeth every other morning of your life is no reason to assume you should brush your teeth on this particular morning without explicitly being told to do so.

8. Today might also be the day you will be permitted candy right after breakfast. You'll never know if you don't ask.

9. Playing Sims counts as reading.

10. You can never have too many Webkinz.

1 comment:

Nana said...

Wouldn't you be worried it they didn't do all these "typical kid" things? Been there, done that. This is why grandparenting is so much easier than parenting. :)