Scene: at a picnic table outside of Smiley's Ice-Cream
Bug: Hey, Mom, look! That little girl has the same dress as me.
Me: (glancing around and not seeing a little girl) Where?
Bug: (in loud clear voice, while pointing) RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE WOMAN WITH THE FAKE TAN.
Me: (trying to shush her) Bug!
Bug: What? That's what Daddy said!