Time: 6:00 am.
Scene: Dark.
Bear's alarm clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP....
Me (first counting to ten): Bear! Turn off your alarm.
Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Me: Bear! BEAR!
Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Daddy Shortbread: BEAR!!
Bear (sleepily): I know.
Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Me & Daddy Shortbread (staring at each other incredulously): BEAR!!!
Bear (now sleepy AND cranky, but clearly not moving): I. KNOW.
Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Bug (still in bed, does not need to get up for another half an hour): Bear! FOR GOD'S SAKE would you turn off your stupid alarm?! YOU ARE WAKING ME UP!
Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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