Backstage at the Dance Recital

The giant garment bag full o' costumes is a given. I also take a ginormous black bag containing the following:

1. dance shoes (duh)
2. hairspray, hairspray, hairspray
3. bobby pins and elastics
4. hair nets for ballet buns
5. makeup for touchups
6. hairbrush
7. water bottles (I'd put vodka in mine, but I'm afraid I'd accidentally give it to one of the girls)
8. extra tights
9. safety pins
10. jellybeans (obviously)
11. Cheez-its
12. Twizzlers
13. Goldfish (crackers, not fish)
14. iPods
15. DS
16. camera

AND... (drumroll, please)...

17. inhaler (for my asthma from all the goddamn hairspray)