-a frost (complete with frozen birdbaths)
-really damn cold wind
-spitty, pathetic rain
I await the plague of locusts and tsunami with great interest. It's like a frigging Weather Showcase around here.
I glance out and see sun and think Yay! I'll head outside and do some gardening. In the time it takes me to slip on sneakers and grab a hat, the sky completely clouds over and begins to toss down fat, chilly raindrops. I turn sulkily back to folding laundry, glance out two minutes later and think Yay, sun! NOW I'll head outside and garden. Aaaaaand cue the hail.
I get the distinct impression that someone is messing with me and laughing their ass off.
Someone (sniggering): Watch this, watch this... we just convinced her it's freezing and hailing, but I'm going to whip out the sun and she'll be all Woo-hoo, it's spring! Be ready with the blizzard effects as soon as I give you the signal.
I'll blog more later. It's been sunny for two and a half consecutive minutes, so I'm going out to garden! Yay!