Things I Find Hilarious In the Middle of the Night
It was warm and stuffy in our bedroom the other night. I was having trouble sleeping, when it suddenly occurred to me that it felt like Botswana in our bedroom. I have no idea what I meant (Africa is hot?), but I found it so apt and hysterically funny that I had to wake Daddy Shortbread up to tell him. He was unimpressed (there was grumbling and a huffy roll-over) and the next morning had no memory being awakened, which is why I'm still married.