Scene: yesterday, in the minivan, in which I attempt to mess with my kid.
Me: Hey, Bug, we still haven't gotten out the Easter baskets. What do you think Easter Bunny would do if you didn't leave your basket out? Do you think he wouldn't leave any candy?
Bug: No, I assume he would provide a container for me.
Now I ask you, what nine-year-old talks like that? "Provide a container"? Are you kidding me?