Things My Kids Asked Me To Buy Today (but didn't get)

1. Lucky Charms
2. a 32 ounce milkshake
3. lip gloss
4. smellable magic markers
5. a sweater
6. the latest Bop magazine
7. cat toys

When I told them they were welcome to use their own money (except for the milkshake because 32 ounces is roughly the size of their head), they declined.