Tom: So, did they do anything today or did they just leave the concrete to cure?
Me: Head Foundation Guy came and inexplicably cut out brand-new basement floor into four big pieces with a very loud machine.
Tom: Oh, yeah. I think since concrete has a tendency to crack no matter what, they make cuts to control where it will crack.
Me: ...so you're telling me that our basement floor just had an episiotomy?
Tom: Essentially.
5 comments:
Great analogy!
You are so funny!
That does sound about right. I wouldn't have thought of it so quickly!
"... so you're telling me that our basement floor just had an episiotomy?"
Imagine me rolling on the floor laughing.
Ha! That's so funny.
-FringeGirl
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