Look at this face:
Sweet, right? HA. Looks can be deceiving, folks. We have officially entered the years of Hormone-Induced Nastiness.
Typical conversation around here:
Me: Bear, could you go pick up the three days' worth of dirty clothes off your floor?
Bear: (silence)
Me: Bear, did you hear me?
*crickets*
Me: Bear?
Bear: FINE!!
Sweet, right? HA. Looks can be deceiving, folks. We have officially entered the years of Hormone-Induced Nastiness.Typical conversation around here:
Me: Bear, could you go pick up the three days' worth of dirty clothes off your floor?
Bear: (silence)
Me: Bear, did you hear me?
*crickets*
Me: Bear?
Bear: FINE!!
Or this conversation...
Bug: Bear, could you pass the cereal box to me?
Bear: (silence)
Bug: Bear-
Bear: I HEAR YOU. Geez, Bug, get off my back.
Bug (confused, but always game for an argument): I'm not on your back! I'm not even touching you!
Bear (with withering stare): It's a FIGURE of SPEECH, Bug.
P.S. - Mom, I can totally hear you laughing all the way out here.
2 comments:
Welcome to "payback time", Jenn. You were the queen of Hormonal Crabiness. Plenty of examples available upon request. :)
Wow, I'm touched by your use of the past tense. I'm not sure Tom will agree...
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